Fashion Disaster: Cameron Diaz

Oh no Cameron Diaz. This is bad on so many levels.

I’m sure there is someone out there who doesn’t think this is so bad and perhaps my dislike of Cameron Diaz is adding to my hatred for this look but here are several things I can’t take:

1. The bowl cut: Did my mom cut your hair Cameron? She cut mine for years, and I think she took that bowl, placed it on your head and snipped. Then apparently you rubbed your head against a pillow to get that messy look. A look my mom often sports.

2. The bra: Where is it? All women should wear bras. I cannot stress this statement enough. No matter what size, a bra is necessary especially at the Golden Globes. It is a bra worthy event.

3. The dress: I’m not a fan of it. I think the black detail on the side is to make Cameron look curvy as she has a very athletic shape, very lean. Also, I don’t like how the straps curve in. I think it enhances armpit fat, which it terrible, luckily Cameron does not have any but it’s all I can think about when I see those straps.

That is all. Good luck next time Cameron, you tend to dress well. I think it’s the hair that is going to bring you down for a while. I think keeping it straight will look much more flattering and stylish.

Later.

The Bachelor : Ben F. Edition

It’s a new year so I think it’s time to start blogging again. First off, hopefully everyone had a Happy New Year !!!

Now, first dilemma of the new year besides the fact that we are doing renovations and haven’t had a kitchen for a week and I’ve been starving since… is that tonight Pretty Little Liars is finally back but also The Bachelor, with my favourite Ben F begins tonight. So I had to decide what to watch and it’s going to be The Bachelor. Muchmusic will probably air PLL again at 11pm.

But I’m very excited for The Bachelor as I loved Ben. I am still torn if I want him to find someone. I guess it would be selfish and stupid of me not to hope he finds himself a very nice girl, not like him and I are getting together, lol.

Wow Lindsay, you were dumped by the biggest A-hole in the world. “Welcome to dumpsville…. population YOU”.

First Impressions..Girls coming out of the limo,…

Rachel is very pretty and her dress is great. Erika what a dress, but I think you’re a little cheesy. Oh wow, the Baconator is alittle weird but she’s Canadian so I’m rooting for her regardless. Elyse = unmemorable. Jenna’s meeting = awkward (she’d def crazy). Courtney the model, I think she knows how to play the game well, I’m not a fan of hers (er he likes her). First impression rose should just go to the girl that kissed him, I didn’t catch her name (Emily) , or the name of the girl after, the pageant girl. Casey was boring but great dress. I like that Amber, you’re creative. Send Holly home, that hat is TOO much…oh no that was terrible. Aw Jamie (my fav), I thought that was awkward but Ben is loving the brunettes so yah for you. That girl is an alcoholic and I didn’t catch her name, send her home too (Shira).

Seriously Bachelor creators!!! a 72 year old!!! What?!?! Oh well that makes more sense, the granny wanted her grand daughter Brittney to meet Ben. Aw, the Canadian girl is so rude. I’m not rooting for you anymore. Represent us Canadian girls well. You’ve just ripped on like 4 different girls, plus a grandma. Shame on you!

Nicki is so pretty, I really wish she hadn’t been divorced by the age 26. Terrible dress Dianna, does not fit well but you are pretty (she seems crazy). Totally just missed the next girl. British girl is up and wow her poem is long. Anna is pretty and she knows it, she just walked right by him into the house. Monica that was a great confession, NOT, you’re boring. Casey is pretty. Jacklyn was nice. Lindzi, great entrance, he’ll remember you and Levi.

I totally didn’t catch all 25 girls, oh well. Some of them should be more interesting I guess. Ben is now entering the house…. time to pull out the claws.

Tonight’s Bachelor recap:

My Favs:  Jamie, Nicki, Lindzi

The Crazys: Jenna, Monica

Safe (in order): Lindzi = first impression rose, Jamie (yah), Rachel, Blakeley, Emily, Casey B, Casey S, Brittney, Ericka, Shawn, Nicki,  Elyse, Samantha, Courtney, Jaclyn, Monica, Jenna, Jennifer (may be mixed up with Shawn)

Sent Packing: British girl, Baconator, Anna (thats what you get for the drive by), Dianna, Amber T, Shira, Holly, Shawn (may be mixed up with Jennifer)

That was it for the night. I’ll try and blog more than I was before, which isn’t too much to keep up with.

Till tomorrow? We shall see.

Rant it out

Cosmopolitan magazine has a section called Bitch it Out. I am now creating my own version of this which is currently untitled until I can think of something clever. Here goes:

1. I’m not even sure why cars are made with turning signals anymore since no body uses them. I swear probably only like 15% of people used them today when they needed to. That really grinds my gears like nothing else. Like I don’t get road rage but when people don’t signal, go full speed to make a turn and get in front of you then slow the heck down (hello you’re not supposed mess up the flow of traffic) and when people drive super slow and notice the light it turning red, so they speed through it and you’re stuck at the red (if you were just driving the speed limit, we both would had made the light but you’re probably on your cell phone).

2. Today I bought two belts at H&M at Mapleview. Well foolishly, I accidently grabbed a large as opposed to a medium, which it too damn big. So after I dropped my mom off at work I stopped by Limeridge Mall to exchange it for the right size. But apparently, H&M only makes half a dozen Large belts, and then a million extra small ones. Thanks for nothing H&M, now I have to drive back to Burlington to exchange a belt. Just because your models are tiny doesn’t mean the rest of the population is.

3. I don’t know any household except mine which doesn’t have a dishwasher. I hate washing dishes. I may just buy one for Christmas for my parents. It benefits many people because there was a pile of dishes in the sink and none were mine. That really grinds my gears too, cleaning a million dishes I didn’t dirty. I also hate being told to clean the dishes when none are mine. All new houses should include a dishwasher, however this may already be true.

American Horror Story

This show is crazy. Can everyone please start watching it because I talk about this show nonstop and no one watches it. Of course, it premieres in Canada on October 30.

But seriously this show centers on a house, which all the occupants who have lived there die. Each episode starts with a recap of a different family who has lived there and how they died. But this show is crazy. There is so messed up stuff in it. Also, every person in this house besides the three people in the new family are crazy.

I tried watching the first episode around midnight and I had to stop in like the first six opening minutes because I was too scared. I also stopped watching the second episode because it was too late at night and I didn’t want to risk nightmares, sad I know.

Like you don’t know what is real or fake, whose alive or dead or if what is happening is really happening. I am so intrigued. So much happens each episodes, its almost impossible to follow.

Also, something lives in the basement, I’m not sure what but something is down there and I think it may resemble a bald and bloody clown, though my brother disagrees with this assumption.

I’m also not sure how long this show could carry on for, how much crazy could there possibly be? It also says the writer or director or producer is Ryan Murphy. I hope this isn’t the dude who is the creator of Glee. Seriously, from one extreme to another. Glee to American Horror Story.

I think this show is a nice change from all the other supernatural shows like Supernatural, The Vampire Diaries, and The Secret Circle. Though I like VD and SC. I think this is a cool change and its not just serial killers and death. They are creating a ton of stories regarding the deaths and different storylines involving each character.

Everyone watch this show. I am done ranting about it.

TV Week Round Up

So it’s pretty much my favourite time of year. Not only do I love buying new coats for the fall, all the new shows start and all my favourites come back. It’s a serious win win.

I’ve pretty much started watching something new each night and it’s not even the end of the month yet. I still two Sunday night shows (Pan Am and The Good Wife) and two Monday (Hart of Dixie and Gossip Girl) to watch. So EXCITED for The Good Wife. Everyone needs to watch it, and if you aren’t really feeling it after one episode, just watch another because its immortal.

So Tuesdays night I’ve started watching Unforgettable, New Girl and Ringer. Now all these shows I think I am going to continue watching. Unforgettable is quite interesting and though I don’t find the male lead very attractive, I do like his storyline with female lead. New Girl is just so funny. First, I love seeing how guys act together, it’s ridiculous, also Zooey is hilarious. I won’t say I relate to her because she is way to big of a dork but I can imagine there are women out there like her, and they must be hella funny. Ringer has one major thing going for it and her name is Buffy. I love Sarah Michelle Gellar and the storyline isn’t that bad either, like I want to know what the heck is going on. So all three of these shows still have me.

Wednesdays nights I watch Criminal Minds, Revenge and The Playboy Club. Criminals Minds  is a given. If you don’t know I love CM, you don’t know me. Plus, with JJ and Prentiss back, the show has got my full attention.  Revenge  is very intriguing. This may come off the wrong way but I kind of like seeing shows of people getting back at those who wronged them (aka. Sleepers). The Playboy Club which I thought would be a bit sknaky, and probably is, I still like. I like the old style theme to it, and the mafia involvement. It has a little Christina Aguilera Burlesque feeling to it but I don’t mind.

Thursday nights are a slow night. I only truly follow Vampire Diaries. It has my undivided attention. I catch Grey’s Anatomy once and a while butr I haven’t truly followed that show since they broke up Lexie and McSteamy. Big mistake GA writers, you lost a devoted fan.

Fridays and Saturdays I watch nothing, hopefully because I am not at home. I seriously am going to need  a PVR to keep up with all this. So this is what I’m watching. I recommend them all so far. I’ll keep you up-to-date if new shows enter my roster or current shows leave it.

Happy TV watching.

The Ringer has potential

So my childhood idol, Buffy Summers, I mean Sarah Michelle Gellar is finally back on television in her show, The Ringer. She plays twin sisters, both who have messed up lives in some way or another.

But when Sarah was getting attacked at the beginning of the episode, I just wanted to shout, ‘Kick his ass Buffy, you can do it’. She hardly did.

Go Buffy go, you kiss that boy. That boy being Baze from Life UnXpected, a show I loved which obviously means it got cancelled.

Whoa, this show is getting intense. I love the karate kick Buffy style. There are going to be many Buffy references, throughout any posts about this show.

It is over now. It was pretty good, I’m sure I will watch it again as it stars to actors I really like. It also has a pretty interesting storyline and I’m curious about all the stuff I don’t know. What did Siobhan do? What do Bridgette do? Is it really Henry’s baby? Why is Siobhan marriage in shambles? I’m sure her husband is divorcing her.

I know this post doesn’t have much commentary, I felt I really needed to pay attention to the show to catch what it was all about.

Watch with me.

Rookie Blue Season Finale

I’m so sad that Rookie Blue is coming to an end tonight. Damn, summer shows that only show in the summer. It makes sense but I don’t like it.

This opening scene is pure happiness. Sam/JD and Andy are great.

Are Dive and Diaz friends again? Did I miss something? If you can make up with Dove, you can make up with Gail, Diaz. Forgive and love. Oh, maybe Gail is going to get hurt this episode and they’ll get back together. Because in the season finale of seas0n one, Diaz and Gail were broken up and got back together because he got stabbed by something. Oh God, I hope they don’t shoot each other by accident.

Oh no, don’t know if it was such a good idea that you got into that car Andy? Hopefully you’re okay. I know this most likely isn’t true because of the previews I saw from last week. This is looking bad Andy.

What is going to go down at Sam’s apartment tonight? Something big Andy. Do you run back and tell Sam and risk getting caught? (which is what I assume you do).

Can someone just tell Andy where Sam is dammit? The girl has a right to know.

Take that Luke. Andy has been sleeping with Sam, how do you like them apples? Wow, does Rookie Blue get all its actors from Degrassi. First the Middle Eastern neighbour and now the new recruit.

Okay so something is definitely up with that Officer Boyd are whatever his name is. He seems like all kinds of fishy and didn’t they have problems with him before. Someone seems like a dirty cop.

Ya, Sam is free. Tell me he gets shot and I’ll freak right out. Ah, I was scared there for a minute as Andy was narrating that Sam was going to die.

What was that? Could words have been spoken please? An embrace perhaps? The season can not end like this and I am going to have to wait till next June, yet June as in nine months away, to know what happens.

Okay, there is probably only like four actual minutes of showtime left, and I have to go get my mom from work. She may just have to wait a few minutes today. I had to wait yesterday, she can wait today.

All I need to see is some nice interaction between Andy and Sam. I would also like to see something between Jerry and Nash, and Diaz and GAil but I guess I’ll have to be satisfied with Sam and Andy together.

You tell that jerk off off Sam. Love it. And defending your woman, I love it even more.

Noelle is pregnant, woo hoo and she got herself a real baby daddy. Aw I love his smile, he’s so happy.

Now what happened to my main couple? There we are, now go be normal together you two.

Now I won’t say that’s the best office I’ve seen of Rookie Blue but it was satisfying. But if they put Gail and Luke together I’ll trip out. You can’t put two unliked people together. They are just going to be hated even more together.

No more Rookie Blue updates till June, which is sad.

Rookie Blue equals love

Prepare yourself people, it’s Rookie Blue time and I can`t wait.

Excuse me bad guy, can you not disturb Andy and Diaz while they have this heart to heart. What are you doing Padre? You can’t chase down people. Who else loves that Andy admitted her feelings for Sam aloud? ME!

Yes, not Pec, get Andy. She needs to go see Sam, so they can hook up. I’m sorry but that needs to happen like yesterday.

And thank God Gail and Diaz are together, they need to work things out.

It;’s not a competition, but the higher up officers are making bets on this, I love it. You are meant to talk Chris, and you were great together. What is your problem? And how did I miss this kiss between Gail and Dove? Did I blink? Was it that short?

Um I love Andy’s toque, where can I get one like that? The cold weather is fast approaching, I want it. If I tweet her, will she respond? lol. I tweeted, hopefully I get an answer. I always buy toques and never wear them.

You should feel bad for taking her money Andy, you don’t need 20 bucks. Dove you look way to preppy to buy drugs, FYI.

Andy & Nash, you seriously think these two have drugs. They look boring and cookie cutter. That ridiculous dance was to get Nash to kiss you Andy? Oh, that’s why they are getting money, to buy drugs.

OHMGEE!!! It’s Sam. Whose fricking excited? If you can’t tell, it’s meee! You’re looking a little uncomfortable girls, lighten up. Aw, Sam is going to mis--- well, while I was writing that, he got it in. Way to be Sam, you’re supposed to let the girls win. (Side note: they are playing pool) Couldn’t your conversation have a little more meaning to it? I’m saddened by it.

Aw, Dove I can’t believe you just stole from that guy. I understand it’s drugs and it’s your job but you kind of tricked him. I guess you did the right thing, but you took advantage of the relationship you had with him.

We need more Andy/Sam, Gail/Chris, and Nash/Jerry time. I don’t like how they are all separated right now and the episode is almost over.  I don’t hear you Nash, you can keep your advice to yourself, Andy never asked for it.

GO Sam or JD or whatever you want to be called. I love your boss JD/Sam, now go after her. OHMEGEE!!! I am so excited. She’s not going anywhere Sam. Finally. It’s finally happening. I hope she’s not wearing a sports bra again, not attractive. Score for Andy, a real bra. Oh, wow they really did it. The lights didn’t come on and stop them, or something else. It’s love. You can never go back there, but you will and we all know it.

Dove, I can’t believe how much you took from the guy you knew. Oh, that didn’t sound very nice, Dove.

Please, can she Chris? Seriously, I can’t believe Chris is being so rude about this? I need to see this stupid kiss and see what all the fuss is about. And Luke, keep your two cents to yourself, I never liked you, ever.

Nash, pipe down. She didn’t ask.

Oh God, I get so sad when the episode ends. B

But how good did previews look? I can’t wait for September eighth and 15th. Those are going to be good days.

It’s Big Sexy Time

Tonight is the series premiere of Big Sexy on TLC. From the previews it seems like the show follows five plus size and proud women. I also think they may be models, however I can not confirm this until the show begins in five minutes.

It’s the first commercial break and I really don’t know what to say. Like it’s good that they are comfortable with their size. I don’t know, I really don’t know what to say and I don’t want it to come off as negative. Let us wait and see.

However, those bouncers were jerks for not letting them in the club right away and then for wanting to charge them. But hello, your one friend is wearing like a horse rider’s helmet on her head. At least dress appropriately. Um, all I do know is that this thunder thigh size contest is disturbing.

It’s second commercial break and I’m still not sure what to say. From the previews I didn’t think I’d be a fan of the show. I understand to girls are big, but it the show is like obsessed with it. The previews made it seem as though they were all happy with their size but they seem to dwell on it a lot and I don’t want to watch a show about plus girls only talking about their size.

It’s the third commercial break and I don’t think I am going to watch this show again. A lot of people have problems with their weight and a lot of people do something about it. A lot of people have issues dating, not just big women. Also, for the speed dating, Heather is super pretty, however she is a little picky and I think she comes off snobby. Maybe that’s why you didn’t have nay matches, you don’t give off a good impression. In every scene, I think you’ve been a bit snobby,

And c’mon Tiffany, you’re dying to be a runway model, emailing designers left and right and when you’re asked to wear a swim suit, you say no. And girl you got a bikini wax, not a brazilian… it doesn’t hurt that much.

Dante you are a wise, wise man. Tiffany is definitely not comfortable with herself and I’m sure it comes across when she meets men.

I think Leslie is my favourite. One, she is funny. Two, I think she is truly happy with herself and she is trying to spread a positive message to all plus size girls. I hope this plus size fashion show goes well but when you have a bunch of girls who aren’t comfortable with their bodies, you’re bound to have problems.

Okay the show is over and at least their fashion show went well. I don’t see myself watching this again. I hope they get more comfortable with themselves and find love and success and all the things they want. However, I do not feel the need to watch them accomplish that. This show is not for me.

And this is not because they are plus sized. I’m just not big on reality TV which follows a group of people. I don’t watch Jersey Shore, The Hills, Keeping Up With the Kardashians and so on and so on.

However, the episode of What Not To Wear that’s on is hilarious. Clinton and Stacy are honestly hilarious.

Later.

2011 Video Music Awards

Here is my short commentary from tonights Video Music Awards. I tried to keep it short and sweet.

So Gaga is dressed like a dude, Joe Calderone, an alter ego she has. Is that a real cigarette? Not appreciated, Gaga. What is she doing? Seriously, this whole monologue seems like a big waste of time. I think she sounds good but not impressed at all by this performance. But I always find her choreography doesn’t suit her music. Wow, she looks like one crazed out dude though. I just hope she doesn’t fall off that piano. And she fell.

Yes he is the damn same chicken, Jonah, I feel ya.

Does ‘Til The World Ends” by Britney Spears deserves Best Pop Video? Probably not, but she’s getting honoured tonight so guess it’s obvious why she won.

So I’m pretty sure it’s JayZ and Kanye West performing. Apparently they are too cool for an introduction. They definitely could have fit one while they filmed that runway forever waiting for them to come out. Um, did someone just run on stage? I’m pretty sure.

And Miley, as per usual, your dress was hideous. Um Nicki Minaj, isn’t it just courteous to thank your fans? Note that for next time.

Pitbull’s got balls, he didn’t change his lyrics even though Lindsay Lohan is suing him. I’m sure she’s going to try and sue MTV too for for bleeping it out. She’s out of her mind. If you want money, get a paid acting job.

Thanks Chris Brown for lip syncing. I would have just enjoyed the dancing, the prop mic took away from the performance. Did your people not realize everyone would know you lip sang? And once you’re asked about it, you’re going to throw a tantrum.

Wow, it’s like you can feel the happiness pouring out of Beyonce and JayZ. Congrats to them on the pregnancy.

This tribute is great. Russell Brand, well said. Tony Bennett and Amy Winehouse’s duet was nice. Bruno Mars’ performance is perfect as usual. He always sounds great. I need to see him live.

Okay, well that’s all folks. I’m going to fall asleep watching some random movie.

Later.

Rookie Blue Baby

So I’ve been a terrible Rookie Blue fan and missed it the last two weeks, which I hate because I like giving it a boost in ratings. Not like my viewing makes much of a difference but still every little bit helps, especially for Canadian shows. However, it is now time to catch up and I’ve found some new Rookie Blue fans out there who are looking forward to my commentary. So here you go:

God, this shows makes me wish I became a police officer. I wanted to when I was younger, really bad. I was a huge fan of Cops and America’s Most Wanted, however on one episode a female officer was shot after she pulled a car over for speeding. She ended up dying waiting for help. That terrified me. I understand it’s the states and that’s not likely to happen. But apparently when cops pull people over, they tend to take off and drag them under their vehicles. It happened again last week, the officer luckily survived.

So Dove and the bomb squad girl are official? And Noelle can you please talk to the captain about the baby. He may want to be your baby’s daddy.

Wow, this girl is stupid. She says she lost her phone and it’s in her pocket. Don’t quit your day job. Seriously Mary, what is going on? You’re crazy. Mary, can you just answer why the heck you called in a bomb threat? You’re the worst liar, stop making crap up.

Ha, they have to learn how to ride a horse. A very scary thing if you have not ridden a horse, also quite difficult and also very smelly. Dove!! Stop crushing on your best friend’s girlfriend. I love Diaz and Gail, I’ll never forgive you Dove if you break them up.

God, I hate commercials breaks on Global Online. If I want to watch Global News I’ll do it Global, now stop interrupting Rookie Blue every seven minutes. Um, horse instructor, I hope you are not flirting with Andy because the next guy and the last guy she gets with is Sam, so take your horse and gallop away.

To tell your wife about the strippers? I’m not so sure. I guess honesty is the best policy. Yah, Nash’s boyfriend (whose name I forget) finally has made an appearance this episode.

Funny, Dove is high off his prescription drugs. I hope he doesn’t try to take any criminals down. Keep your thoughts to yourself Dove. Don’t make things awkward for yourself. Let go of Gail’s hand. Oh poor Mary, I feel bad for you now. They’re going to kill you. Everybody just calm down.

Horse instructor back down. I will come after you. You tell him Diaz, don’t be stupid, don’t drink and drive. Nash’s boyfriend, his name is Jerry and yes the two of you are going to be good. Kiss Noelle. Just kiss her. Well there you go Noelle, now you’ve kissed. I think you found yourself a baby daddy. Look now things are weird between Dove and Gail. DO NOT kiss Dive, Gail. I repeat DO NOT.

See I was too tired to watch the next episode but everyone has told me how good it is and now I have too. Sorry sleep, you’re just going to have to wait. Here’s the next episode, which I may fall asleep during.

Wow this girl is from 90210, the original, I’m pretty sure her name was Claire. Oh Andy, future you is kind of annoying and picky. It’s a cute condo, buy it. So Gail you seem a little bitter, I hope this doesn’t mean that you are interested in Dove, because you have Diaz who loves you, and who I love.

It’s a great plan, so Gail and Dove forget it and be happy with your own significant others.

Okay so Global TV Online has stopped working and I can no longer continue watching this past Thursday’s episode, so I’ll probably watch it Sunday. This makes me sad but excited because I can sleep.

Later my fellow Rookie Blue fans, lol

The adventures of having 4 kids

So yet again, I’ve got custody of four children and am here to fill you in. Same as last time, I feel I take on the role of mother naturally. I never felt as though I’d be good with children, but for some strange reason they are often drawn to me.

Yesterday was a breeze. Well, almost. First, I arrived Wednesday night and thought it’d be best if I was the last one asleep. It’s four children, how long can they stay up? Let me tell you, late. Close to one in the morning and then I had to be up at 8:15a.m. to drive one of the children to gymnastics. I was exhausted and the Eva, the 5-year-old woke up too. She was the last to sleep and the first to wake up. Sleep in child, do your babysitter a favour.

Besides being tired the day was great. Oh ya, and Eva called me a peabrain. A term she learned from the Rooster in Looney Toons. Now, my feelings weren’t hurt but I don’t think that’s what we should be teaching out children. Think about it Looney Toon writers.  Or not because I’m pretty sure you’re off the air and have been for years.

Also, if parents need to know the one thing that seems to keep children occupied at all times: DVD seasons of Criminal Minds. I picked it up yesterday from my house, and I’m pretty sure we’ve watched at least ten episodes. Of course, the youngest is not in the room.

So today, I went to watch Eva’s soccer game. It consists of 12 5-year-olds chasing a soccer ball. It’s definitely cute at first but after 20 minutes and the sun scorching down on me, I’m counting down the minutes till it’s over and cursing every time they get a water break which is every five minutes.

So the day has been driving kids here, picking them up there, eating leftovers (it’s pizza so I don’t mind) and watching the movies I purchased during my shopping spree at Blockbuster. Hey big spender.

Now I’ve watched Beauty and the Briefcase (it’s cute enough), Morning Glory (not the best but I love Rachel McAdams & Harrison Ford) and now Post Grad (which I didn’t like in theatres but still chose to watch it), in which I am feeling oddly connected to Alexis Bledal’s character. God, I need a big girl job.

I am dead tired and I have a headache, the way I assume most parents feel at the end of a long day. So well see how tomorrow goes. Don’t think it’ll be too bad. I have to work and a birthday party in the evening, in which I may drag Eva too. Well see.

Till tomorrow.

Bachelorette Marathon

So I’m home and jetlagged so what else do I do: have a Bachelorette marathon, I have quite a few episodes to catch up on. I already know and am seriously disappointed in the fact that she picked JP. wtf Ashely? You have Ben, Constantine and Ames there, 3 of my favourites and you pick JP. Worst news to receive after landing.

What greek names Constantine’s family has, lol. Same names as the Greek people I know. So I am on the episode in which Ashley is in Constantine’s hometown… hello Ashley, where are the olives on your pizza or salad. I used to think we were a lot alike but first you pick JP, then no olives, green or black, our differences are beginning to emerge. I love the staff at Giorgio’s, they are hilarious but get back to work, lol.

Love your boots Ashley, I feel our bond growing again. I love old European men (not in a creepy way though, in a cute way) and Constantine’s dad in no exception. I love the accent, love how he almost teared up when Constantine came in, love the advice he gave and love that he gives bear hugs.

I must say I am a little bored by Ashley’s hometown date with Ames. After seeing Constantine’s huge family which is pretty much like mine, except we don’t dance around the living room, my dad doesn’t toss out money and we’re Portuguese, are families are like twins, lol.

Ben’s hometown, I’m excited. He’s been a serious favourite since the beginning, the shaggy hair did it for me. My dad sounds like Ben’s dad, except my dad’s not a gentle giant, he’s more like a gentle average sized man, very quiet also. Ben’s sister looks like she could be a model/tennis player, she is so tall. I don’t understand how Ben hasn’t had a lot of longer relationships.

JP your hometown date is BORING but I may hold something against you now because I know you win.

So, I’m on the next episode. I don’t want to write a play by play of all the episodes I missed because that’d be one long post.

But I can’t believe what Constantine is saying, I love that he’s being upfront and honest and not taking the chance away from the others from being there when his heart is not in it.

Okay so I’ve watched up until like half way through the Men Tell All episode but apparently there is only so much Bachelorette I can stream before I max out so I’ve had to put a halt to my marathon and have decided to unpack my suitcases (boo).

To be continued…

Rookie Blue you make me happy

Am I a bad person because I don’t care that Luke was shot?  I say get shot and die, Luke. Wow, that makes me sound like a bad person. Hmm, not to sure how to rephrase that and make me sound like a somewhat decent person.

I love Chris, you keep that dog. He is adorable and I’m sure he’ll like licking your feet much more than Gail.

Ohh, someone has been sleeping with the detective again. Way to go, Nash. I am all for you two.

Gail and Dove better not hook up, I am so against that Rookie Blue creators, FYI. 

Classic line “they burnt my pants.” LOL, do cops really call firefighters “hose monkeys”? That’d be awesome, yet rude.

Hey, it’s the chick from Degrassi and of course she’s the criminal. And she’s some annoying, smart ass teenager. Her dad is a jerk too, don’t think your hot stuff bud, you’re not.

Can we get some Sam and Andy time please? I’m dying for it, hello!!

What makes you think that lady was going to listen to you and not go into the building, Andy? Take her with you, people can not be trusted. And that burnt dead body was disgusting, yuck.

Boo yah, how upset is Sam?!?! C’mon people don’t you see true love when it’s right before your eyes? How can they be kept apart? Speed dial 3, someone is important there Andy. Looks like someone is catching on to Sam’s love for Andy, the blonde girl whom I do not like unless she breaks up Andy and Luke then I will like her.

This sounds like a very sketchy and somewhat illegal way to meet someone, a website where European women seek out North American men.

I hope he hugs her super tight when she’s freed from that room she’s trapped in. I guess that sweet little smile will have to suffice.

Just because Andy is currently with the dude you want (the dude I don’t want her to be with) doesn’t mean you can be rude to her, blonde girl. Lets respect our fellow women.

Gail’s not going to cheat on Chris with Dove, she’s going to let him keep the dog, that’s a sign. Gail loves him and that warms me heart.

Oh no Jerry, run! Who punches a cop at the police station? And he walked out?! Did anyone arrest him? Hello, he hit a cop, someone get him in handcuffs. Not only was it a cop, it was Jerry whom I love.

Sam and Andy’s outfits even look lovely together, they are somewhat coordinated, please just get together already, before I leave to Portugal. I can’t wait any longer. Yes she needs a ride, give her a ride dammit. Why even call out his name Andy, if you have nothing to say to him? God, I am so disappointed.

Okay, popping the balloons I can get behind but people paid good money for those flowers, Luke. Now, go to Sam’s house Andy, it’s what you do after a stressful day of work, ahem the day the power was out (great day).

But whoa scenes from next episode. I did not think Luke would cheat on Andy, I thought it’d be the other way around but I do prefer it happen this way.

Dammit I just realized I won’t be able to watch the next 3 weeks of episodes, I’m going to have a mini-marathon when I get back. That makes me sad.

And I apologize again, if you don’t watch the show you will be confused. But my sister enjoys my commentary, so this is for her and other Rookie Blue fans, my cousins most likely, who read this blog.

The Bachelorette in Review

It’s Monday night, time for me to watch The Bachelorette and give my commentary on what's going down.

Oh and JP starts off the show whining about the other guys and how he has a special connection with her. Hello, she has that unbelievably connection with other guys too, don’t think your special. You’re just acting like so many other contestants before you and I’m sorry to say, the annoying kind.

Constantine is probably the smartest contestant I have ever seen on The Bachelorette. Seriously, it’s impressing me. He’s not talking all that mumbo jumbo about we have this strong connection, I’m falling in love, I want her all to myself. And I like how he speaks to her, like he really isn’t trying to impressing her. Like I’m pretty sure he just said ‘shit’ casually in a sentence like he would do in everyday life. Other guys on the show would probably try to cover that up, say a different word or apologize. I say say shit as much as you want if you do in real life, and if she doesn’t like that you say shit all the time, then she can send you packing.

Now she’s out with my other favourite, Ben. I like that Ben seems genuinely happy. I’m not sure what his romantic past has been like, but it seems like he’s been screwed. Aw, what a cute like eyebrow raise. Ben spent the night after his date and wow JP needs to settle down. This is what you signed up for. Constantine, Ames and Ryan are much calmer than you. Someone seems to be a very jealous guy, kind of unattractive.

Looking sexy in your one piece dress Lucas. Oh dear Jesus what has she made Ames wear? And JP gets to wear a suit, a suit he looks pretty good in. Hmm, this kind of seems like an awkward group date. To take wedding photos while your other two dates watch? Whose idea was this? JP is going to rip off Lucas dress and choke Ames with his tie. Haha Ames “I don’t think this is going so well”, you’ve hit the nail on the head there.

So you know the date isn’t going well, you feel the tension because there is a rose on this date, so what do you decide to do Ashley? Point out the rose like it isn’t already looming in the air.

It’s a dress Ashley, lets be serious. That’s one mighty long shirt. If it goes past your knees, it’s no longer a long shirt, it’s a dress.

Oh JP, you’re over analysing the way women normally do. Seriously!!! She is going to grab him the rose because he’s SO into her. I think she kind of felt bad for his shitty week. Think of the other guys Ashley before you give him the rose. I’m not sure how many you’re sending home this week, but if it’s more than one (ahem Ryan), JP would have been my next to go.  Well JP would have gone a while back if it was me.

I just realized that 3 of my initial favourites are still left and there are only 6 dudes . Maybe not, I just looked back and realized I haven’t put Constantine in My Favourites though I’ve been loving him since the beginning, hmmm, odd.

Her date with Ryan is boooorrriiinnng. I almost want to change to channel to So You Think You Can Dance Canada. I think Ryan will make you a great friend Ashley, but I can tell you that you aren’t attracted to him.

Wow Teen Wolf kind of pushing some boundaries there, eh? (commercial break)

I love that Ashley told Ryan out right that she wasn’t into him instead on leading him on because he was really looking forward to this date and he’s been talking about her meeting his family for a good chuck of date. Aw Ryan, there is definitely someone out there for you. Don’t give up on love. And someone will love you unconditionally too. I’m sure as I am watching this right now, you’re probably dating a very nice girl.

Oh, no cocktail party. Lucas is definitely going home. I think Constantine and Ben are safe. Ames is iffy but I think he has a better chance over Lucas. Lucas isn’t going to enjoy that they are not having a cocktail party, he was just going on about how he wanted to talk to her. Chatty now JP that you got your rose. You acted like a baby that whined until he got what he wanted.

Favourites: Ben, Constantine, Ames

Given Roses: JP, Constantine, Ben, Ames

Sent Packing: Ryan, Lucas (I definitely called that but I hope you find that person soon Lucas)

Don’t cry Ashley, like Lucas just said ‘no regrets’.

I didn’t watch the season that Brad was The Bachelor but Emily seems so torn up that they spilt. Brad broke her heart, it shows. I feel bad for her and I didn’t particularly like after when I watched the After the Rose special from last season.

Extreme Makeover Weight Loss Edition, bring on the tears.

I don’t know what I’m going to do, I’ll be in Portugal the next 3 weeks. I’m going to miss the rest of the season and I’m going to be in this little town I don’t even know if they’ll have internet. They probably don’t even have The Bachelorette, I know my Aunt’s tv doesn’t. Well see what I do.